Carson's Funnies!
August - 2009
Now that Carson is speaking
he is cracking us up. BIG TIME!
One morning Carson let a big one
(fart) out. Trying to teach him manners, we said to him "what
do you say"...he looks at us and says "MORE PLEASE!"
Grandma was dressed in her nice clothes
and wanted to get comfortable so she said to Carson "Grandma's
going to get changed". He looked at her and asked "Why,
Grandma Pooped?"
July - 2010
Carson and mom went for a swim. When
mom stood in front of the jets suddenly a bunch of bubbles came
up. Carson announed to the entire pool...."Mom farted"
This afternoon we went for a hike
and on the trail was a fairly large woman. Carson says "Mom,
that lady has big legs" just as we are passing her.
Carson likes to announce out loud
who has a "dinky" and who doesn't. He says things like
"Mom, that lady doesn't have a dinky." Talk about embarassing!